- Attention seekers: Hi, we don’t need to notice you pls … can you just get away from my face?
- Rude people: Uhhhhh, I can’t stand these ones. Why do you have to be rude? It takes more energy to be rude than to be nice.
- Invasion of personal space: Pls can you shift? Oh no don’t touch me… stop asking me so many personal questions, I feel choked .
- Lack of respect for my opinion: I understand you don’t like or agree with me but pls don’t call my opinion stupid. I’ll hate you for that
- Not covering mouth when coughing/sneezing: Take your germs with you piggy. Bye
- Ads popping out of nowhere: Omg! This is so annoying, go awayyyyyy
- Complainers: why do you always complain about everything? It’s so annoying especially when its something that can be fixed
- Proud/boastful people: If you had all you claim to have, why not go and live in the moon? If you can’t then shut up pls
- People addicted to arguing on internet comment section: why didn’t you study law? So you can argue in court
- Calling me and talking to someone else: Why didn’t you end your conversation before calling? I don’t like it
- People who use the word literally unnecessarily : ” I literally want to drink water” , ” I just woke up from sleep literally ”
- Whatsapp waist beads status updaters : just start a live show on dstv please dear
- Being ignored : don’t do this, just answer me please
- Talking during a movie: Can you just keep quiet? If I wanted a narrator, I would have hired one
- People who scuff their feet while walking: raise your legs you pregnant man.
Hello , My name is Dodeye I am a story-teller , visual artist , textilist, food/travel enthusiast and most importantly “Our Modern day Monalisa” I am from Cross River state in Nigeria ( The Nations Paradise) where I studied visual art and specialized in Textile .Learn more
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