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MEN ARE FUNNY

&NewLine;<p>So&comma; I am having a chilled day today&comma; I managed to finish the tasks I set out early&comma; and what better way to while away time than write about men and how they make me laugh&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>I am not talking about the kind of laughter that you let out when you listen to or watch comedy&comma; it is not the kind you let out when your friend tells you about how her colleague walks when he has had too much to eat&comma; neither is it the kind you let out when you watch an Instagram skit or read a funny tweet&period; It is the kind you let out when you are fighting another emotion&comma; that emotion that creates a sting in your heart but not the sting you get when you are heart broken&comma; this sting is different&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Remember when your maths teacher called you out in class to solve a problem&comma; remember how all eyes were on you to find X&quest; you didn’t know where X was and why you had to find it&comma; you stood there confused and felt a sting in your heart that you wished the ground will open because why would you embarrass your family like that&quest; Men will embarrass you&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>If you are a man reading this&comma; I know you are wondering where I am driving at&period; don’t worry I won’t say much but I need you to explain a few things to me<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain what a man meant when he broke up with my friend because according to him &&num;8220&semi;she doesn’t understand his jokes&&num;8221&semi; also explain to me why he came back 6 months later to apologize and said his life belonged to someone at that time&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me why my friend’s ex complimented my body and asked if I would like to visit&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me why my ex thought the best person to be friends with was one of my closest friend’s roommate and why he hid it from me&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me why married men say &&num;8221&semi; I wish I had met you before my wife&&num;8221&semi;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me why a married man will be expecting loyalty from a girl when he is clearly cheating on his wife with&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to my why a man that confessed his feelings to a lady&comma; swore tooth and nail that he will put in effort&comma; decides to disappear&comma; only to call after some months and say he meant what he said and he is still very serious then disappear for months again&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;<&excl;-- WP QUADS Content Ad Plugin v&period; 2&period;0&period;98&period;1 -->&NewLine;<div class&equals;"quads-location quads-ad1496 " id&equals;"quads-ad1496" style&equals;"float&colon;none&semi;text-align&colon;center&semi;padding&colon;0px 0 0px 0&semi;" data-lazydelay&equals;"3000">&NewLine;<script async src&equals;"&sol;&sol;pagead2&period;googlesyndication&period;com&sol;pagead&sol;js&sol;adsbygoogle&period;js"><&sol;script> &NewLine;<&excl;-- New ad banner --> &NewLine;<ins class&equals;"adsbygoogle" &NewLine; style&equals;"display&colon;block" &NewLine; data-ad-client&equals;"ca-pub-5706332590260650" &NewLine; data-ad-slot&equals;"1294784859" &NewLine; data-ad-format&equals;"auto"><&sol;ins> &NewLine;<script> &NewLine;&lpar;adsbygoogle &equals; window&period;adsbygoogle &vert;&vert; &lbrack;&rsqb;&rpar;&period;push&lpar;&lbrace;&rcub;&rpar;&semi; &NewLine;<&sol;script>&NewLine;<&sol;div>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me what men mean when they say &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;I love you” because I don’t understand how you say this to someone the day before you break up with them&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me why men constantly say they don’t care for Valentine’s Day only to cry about not getting gifts at the end of the day&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me why a man broke up with his girlfriend because she is dark skinned after chasing her for about 3 months and dating for 8 months&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me why men think they are polygamous in nature and women are not&quest;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me why men spend the whole of international men’s day crying about how women are not celebrating them enough&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Explain to me why men hardly cry around their friends but constantly brag about how male friendships are better&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>To women reading this&comma; you can ask for more explanations in the comment section and also leave an explanation if you have one&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Finally explain to me why men never take the blame and try to pin it all on women&comma; remember Adam in the bible&quest; After they had realized what they did and God asked &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Adam what have you done&quest; ” do you recall his response&quest; If you don’t&comma; check it out&period;<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;&NewLine;<p>Thank you Always&comma; With Love<&sol;p>&NewLine;&NewLine;<script type&equals;"text&sol;javascript">&NewLine;jQuery&lpar;document&rpar;&period;ready&lpar;function&lpar;&dollar;&rpar; &lbrace;&NewLine;&Tab;&dollar;&period;post&lpar;'https&colon;&sol;&sol;dodeyescorner&period;com&sol;wp-admin&sol;admin-ajax&period;php'&comma; &lbrace;action&colon; 'wpt&lowbar;view&lowbar;count'&comma; id&colon; '1224'&rcub;&rpar;&semi;&NewLine;&rcub;&rpar;&semi;&NewLine;<&sol;script><&sol;p>&NewLine;<&excl;-- WP QUADS Content Ad Plugin v&period; 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